Ten Beautiful Gene Hunt Quotes
One of the primary reasons for watching Life on Mars has been Philip Glenister as DCI Gene Hunt, a man who would be labeled a dinosaur if he was a cop in 2007. But the show takes place in 1973 and revels in all the talk and behavior that is now politically incorrect (and of course quite offensive). But Gene was lovable in a rough way and the writers always gave him outrageous quotes. Here’s ten of them; the order is not important.
- “No, that’s the drip from my fried egg butty, love. Well done Miss Marple, that’s why we need women detectives…” (Gene explaining to WPC Annie Cartwright why the murder victim has yellow sauce on his ear)
- “You great… soft… sissy… girlie… nancy… French… bender… Man United supporting POOF!” (Gene insulting DI Sam Tyler)
- “I think she’s as fake as a tranny’s fanny.”
- “Drugs, eh? What’s the point. They make you forget, make you talk funny, make you see things that aren’t there. My old grandma got all of that for free when she had a stroke.”
- “What I call a dream involves Diana Dors and a bottle of chip oil!”
- “He’s got fingers in more pies than a leper on a cookery course.”
- “She’s as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.”
- “Now. Yesterday’s shooting. The dealers are all so scared we’re more likely to get Helen Keller to talk. The Paki in a coma’s about as lively as Liberace’s dick when he’s looking at a naked woman, all in all this investigation’s going at the speed of a spastic in a magnet factory.”
- “There will never be a woman prime minister as long as I have a hole in my arse.”
- “Oh, well let’s entertain it, let’s take it out for a prawn cocktail, a steak and a bottle of Liebfraumilch, then let’s kick it into the gutter where it belongs!” (Gene on entertaining a notion)
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Published by Stefan Hedmark 2007-08-31 08:43
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Katie writes:
“Superior? You’re not superior to an amoeba with special needs.” (Gene to a white supremacist)
I think you’re mistaken with this one. Just watched this episode recently and it was Sam who said this to a white supremacist, not Gene.
Stefan, The MovieHamlet writes:
Katie, thank you. You are absolutely right. That was Sam, so I’ve made a mistake. I’m replacing that one with another Gene quote.
Serge Bosque writes:
Talking to a journalist:
“Y’know, I’d listen to the snot in my hankie before I’d listen to you.”
Clare Jackson writes:
“They reckon you’ve got concussion – I couldn’t give a tart’s furry cup if half your brains are falling out. Don’t ever waltz into my kingdom acting king of the jungle.”
lozza writes:
Tinker tailer soldier twat lol
Rob Honeyman writes:
“Anything you say will be taken down, ripped up and shoved down your scrawny little throat until you choak to death. Gene Hunt Chapter 1 verse 2”
richie writes:
From Ashes to Ashes series 2 – “I’ve had harder shites than you!”
FireUpTheQuattro writes:
Sam Tyler: Who the hell are you? Gene Hunt: I’m Gene Hunt. Your DCI. It’s 1973. Almost dinnertime. I’m having ‘oops.
FireUpTheQuattro writes:
“Cardigi, you’ve just been quattroed!
AmeliaHunt! writes:
Alex:Well let me tell you something gene, even if i was a hooker you could never ever afford me.
Gene: You may talk with a plum in your gob love but i’d rather go with one of them, than waste my money on a bitter, twisted, toffee-nosed, clench-arsed BITCH like you!
Alex: slaps him
Gene: Feel better now?
Alex: No punches him better now. Come on ladies, what are you waiting for? lets get pissed!
LOL what a legend! xx
webegeek writes:
second season, can’t remember the episode, and I’ll clean it up a little:
“you can’t be afraid to fart for fear you’ll crap your pants”
FireUpZeQuattro writes:
Sam: We need to find out if it was a hate crime
Gene: as opposed to one of those “I really really like you” murders!?
Sophieeee writes:
“If you were ponicchoi, you’d of just poked my eye out”
Vaughany writes:
Ponicchoi?! Sounds like something i’d order in an Italian love.