The Golden Girls – Now, the Porn Version

As the clip above shows, The Golden Girls was still very good in its sixth season. Fans of the show may be appalled to learn that the time has come to make a porno version. As Wenn reported two days ago, a company called New Sensations will start shooting The Golden Girls – An All MILF XXX Parody this week. The title needs some work. After all, the porn business has come up with some great dirty titles in the past (remember Sex Trek III: The Search for Sperm?) and this seems like a nice opportunity. How about “The Golden Shower Girls”? Perhaps the stars of this parody are unwilling to fulfill the promise of that… By the way, the ladies are Lisa Ann, Julia Ann, Diamond Foxx, and as a Swede I am particularly “proud” to say that Puma Suede has also been cast.

Don’t expect Betty White and Rue McClanahan to make guest appearances. But perhaps it would not be too much to ask if we could see that 1980s wicker furniture be put to good use. After the shoot (which should take about a day and a half), New Sensations had better boil or burn the props.

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Published by Stefan Hedmark 2010-04-05 12:41

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