Love him or hate him, Denny Crane is the man. Week after week, William Shatner and writer David E. Kelley makes him a must-see on Boston Legal. I’ve assembled ten quotes that sort of define the man. So, pour yourself a whiskey, drag your armchair out on the balcony and enjoy them.

• “That would be Ernest Borgnine.” (Denny on who is President of the U.S.)

• “Hell, if I had a nickel for every woman I’d promise to marry in exchange for sex…actually I do.”

• “I’m an ex-marine. I was a trained sniper, or was it a pilot?”

• “We’re carnivores. When the pilgrims landed, the first thing they did was eat a few Indians.”

• “When a beautiful woman says, ‘get me off’, you ‘get her off’, Shirley, it’s as simple as that.” (Denny to Shirley Schmidt (Candice Bergen), discussing a court case… or something)

• “We need to go to the woods and touch ourselves… get in touch with ourselves.” (Denny to Alan Shore (James Spader))

• “I’ve often found that it’s the chubby girls who offend most easily.”

• “She turned on me. Went red. They caught her in one of those communist bitch hunts.” (Denny discussing his love for Jane Fonda)

• “Denny Crane. My poop doesn’t smell. Comes out in pretty colors, pastels. Denny Crane.” (Denny addressing reporters in the courthouse)

• “I promise you. Once I enter into an exclusive relationship, I sleep with very few people.”

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Published 2007-04-03 09:24